var Quotation=new Array() 


Quotation[0] = "The doughnut is the dumb blonde of the pastry world. Buoyant and pillowy as a breast implant. – Jill Lightner, Seattle Weekly.";
Quotation[1] = "The donut is the street thug of the pastry world, strutting past Madeline and Eclair. – Patrick Kuh, Los Angeles Magazine";



var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}
showQuotation();